Which weighs more: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? Answer: They both weight a pound.ĩ2. If a rooster is sitting on top of a barn and lays an egg, which way will it roll off? Answer: Roosters don’t lay eggs!ĩ1. What five letter gets shorter when you add two letters to it? Answer: Short.ĩ0. How? Answer: He throws the ball straight up.Ĩ9. A boy throws a ball as far as he can and it comes back to him without anyone touching it. What can you taste everyday but never eat? Answer: Toothpaste.Ĩ8. What can be full without eating a thing? Answer: The moon.Ĩ7. What is really easy to get into but really hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble.Ĩ6. I can be 100 yards long but you can hold me in your hand. I have seven rings that you can’t wear on your fingers. I am always running but I never get tired. I can travel up to 100 miles an hour but never leave the room. What do dogs and trees have in common? Answer: Bark.Ĩ1. What has lakes with no water, mountains with no stones, and cities with no buildings? Answer: A map.Ĩ0. A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn’t get wet. You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What has four wheels and flies? Answer: A trash truck.ħ7. What always tastes better than it smells? Answer: Your tongue.ħ6. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t a hand? Answer: A glove.ħ5. What runs around your backyard but never moves? Answer: The fence.ħ4. What has a lot of words but never speaks? Answer: A book.ħ3. What kind of band can’t play music? Answer: A rubber band.ħ2. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? Answer: A bed.ħ1. What has a lot of needles but can’t sew? Answer: A Christmas tree.ħ0. What has a lot of eyes but can’t see? Answer: A potato.Ħ9. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard.Ħ8. The more of me there is the less you can see. What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to? Answer: An echo.Ħ6. I shave every day but my beard stays the same. If everything in a one-story house is yellow, what color are the stairs? Answer: There are no stairs in a one-story house.Ħ4. I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What can travel the world while staying in the corner? Answer: A stamp.Ħ2. What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face? Answer: Tulips.Ħ1. I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot. How are there no adults? Answer: They are beds.ĥ8. A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. What is the hardest part about skydiving? Answer: The ground.ĥ7. What can you easily break without touching it? Answer: A promise.ĥ6. I will always come but never arrive today. I am as light as a feather but even the strongest man can’t hold me for more than a minute. I have no legs so I never walk, but I always run. How? Answer: She fell off the bottom rung.ĥ1. A girl fell off a 25-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. What has ears but cannot hear? Answer: A field of corn.ĥ0. What kind of shower doesn’t need water? Answer: A baby shower.Ĥ9. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Answer: The snow.Ĥ8. What building in a town has the most stories? Answer: The library.Ĥ7. Why did the boy bury is flashlight? Answer: Because the batteries died.Ĥ6. What is the best place to grow a garden in school? Answer: In kindergarten.Ĥ5. What has a lot of teeth but can’t chew a thing? Answer: A comb.Ĥ4. What type of house weighs the least? Answer: A lighthouse.Ĥ3. What goes through towns and over hills but never moves? Answer: A road.Ĥ2. What kind of cup can’t hold anything to drink? Answer: A cupcake.Ĥ1. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Answer: Because then it would be a foot.Ĥ0. What bank never has any money? Answer: A riverbank.ģ9. Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Answer: Because it has four “i’s” and can’t even see.ģ8. Why are teddy bears never hungry? Answer: Because they are already stuffed.ģ7. How can a pants pocket be empty but still have something in it? Answer: If it has a hole in it.ģ6. Why do lions eat raw meat? Answer: Because they don’t know how to cook.ģ5. If an electric train is going south, what direction is the smoke going? Answer: There is no smoke – it’s an electric train.ģ4. When does Friday come before Thursday? Answer: In the dictionary.ģ3. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Answer: An elephant’s shadow.ģ2. I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What goes up and down but never moves? Answer: A flight of stairs.ģ0. What follows you everywhere but can’t be caught? Answer: Your shadow.Ģ9. The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What kind of coat can only be put on wet? Answer: A coat of paint.Ģ7. I am full of keys but I can’t open any doors. What must be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg.Ģ5.
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